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Saten & Jezus Saten & Jezus

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is because I'm high.

I get it. The people represent man (duh), who we see walking the same but "different" paths while constantly wondering about the meaning of their existence of constantly being knocked down by the random prancing animals (problems) of life. When Jesus (The Right) presents himself, they consider him crazy and exercise their right to not believe. Which is cool and all, but their presented with an ultimatum. Ride the turtle, or continue the same existence for the rest of eternity.

Then Satan shows up. And he's all like, "Ride with me instead. My cat is luxurious". Because Satan wants people too. But I noticed something.

Idk if the symbolism was on purpose, but you having the cat and the turtles made sense;

For one, you have to take into account that these animals are already showed as "problems". When man runs into these problems, we are knocked backwards while continue on in their "prancing". But both Jesus and Satan are on top of these "problems", which I think means they have control over them.

Also, the randomness of the animals hitting the people could mean any situation. While Jesus approaches on a turtle, you have to actually think about the comfort that would involve riding a turtle. It's hard. You may never be fully comfortable. And it's not that smooth of a ride. It either moves slow, or in this case, has to hop around, which doesn't feel good at all...

But Satan is on a cat. It's an easy ride because the beast is more agile, and it's like Satan said, "it's comfy." I think at that point it's a matter of symbolizing life (if you didn't catch it already). These two animals are potential "rides". It's not implied whether or not the humans know where either side leads, but the viewer knows. I think that it's a statement on the most basic of levels;

The right thing to do is usually the hardest. The wrong thing to do usually is more comfortable.

That's it. You could attach a moral lesson but I saw the whole thing as more of an observative statement. I liked it. The whole "experience" I just had. Lol

Btw.....Jesus' face at the end>>>> 5 stars.

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Boobies Boobies

Rated 5 / 5 stars

"Boobiesss. Oh so nice.
You wanna watch this video twice.
Not a suggestion. Fucking do it."


The Northern Incident The Northern Incident

Rated 5 / 5 stars

for fors24


oh and good movie r___r

but yeah like i was sayin....FUCK CANADA. that is all.

Meowth 2- usopp hungry Meowth 2- usopp hungry

Rated 5 / 5 stars


that was a reference to black xxxmas at the end when santa came thru and shot meowth at the end wasn't it?

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Superhero Slayers 4 Superhero Slayers 4

Rated 1 / 5 stars

im sorry but....

i grew up in the marvel universe. the comics, the shows, the movies, etc. i loved all of that but i never liked naruto, it was just something i couldn't get into because the characters didn't have as much depth as what i grew up around[marvel]. even in here it's evident that it was dumbed down. i don't think ive read ANY marvel comic where reed richards was more worried about if the fight resembled a wrestling match. and of all the characters that have terrorized the marvel universe (apocolypse, onslaught, hyperspace, galactus) characters whose charisma and heartlessness was equaled by the fact that they were indeed also fit to be villains worthy of killing a marvel superhero. not just a random ninja out of nowhere. it was good but it just didnt have that marvel feel to it

All Aboard the Pain Train All Aboard the Pain Train

Rated 5 / 5 stars

nah really tho

for a flash that has to be at 24 fps and 85s that was pretty damn good. and it's about time someone said somethin about that CN real shit. unnatural history is an unnatural fail

Street Fighter Chode Street Fighter Chode

Rated 5 / 5 stars

got in that ass lol

someone finally knocked that soulja boy of newgrounds into reality. brawl taunts wasn't funny that shit was random. i could live without all the dicks and anal but chun li and red viper? beautiful. 50k flash animations? i hope the ho got paid. and whoever that n***a was that was bitchin about his college cant have been on his shit grade wise if he steady animating on here. all in all 10 out of 10 if u finna fire somebody up on a site like this THAT'S the way you do it.

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//Necropolis Synergy //Necropolis Synergy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

woah woah woah was he smoking a black and mild?

yup i saw the filter and it's funny cuz that fart prolly dont smell no where near as bad. but yeah bro good ish it's good to somebody holdin it down like u are. keep it up

Robot Pirates (Official) Robot Pirates (Official)

Rated 5 / 5 stars


this is that shit......